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HEADLINES ON January 27, 1995
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- Headline: Concerns Rise Over Atlanta 1996 Olympics. Impact: The cracks in Atlanta's united front led to the creation of a new Olympic sport: Stress Management. Future Olympic committees would have to include therapy dogs and meditation tents, forever changing the Olympic spirit into more of a yoga retreat vibe.. Fact: Did you know that in the future, the Olympics will have more sports based on social media trending than actual athleticism? #NotASport.
- Headline: Adultery and Fidelity in Jewish History. Impact: The entangled affairs of this Jewish clan sparked a future wave of family therapy sessions that became mandatory before any family reunion, turning Thanksgiving into a free-for-all of emotional breakthroughs and awkward hugs.. Fact: In the future, family gatherings will come with a therapist on speed dial. Who knew modern problems could be solved over turkey and stuffing?.
- Headline: ABOUT REAL ESTATE; Queens Condo Escapes Big Loss on Unsold Units. Impact: The Queens condo situation led to the invention of the 'Unsold Units Support Group,' where owners bond over their shared misery and develop a thriving market for motivational wall art that says 'Every unit has its day!'. Fact: Did you know that one day, they'll invent self-selling condos? They’ll just sit there and swipe right on potential buyers. Talk about a new kind of dating game!.
Wall Street Time Machine
ORCL
Oracle
Oracle - If you invested $1,000 in 1995, it would be worth $106,067 today (106.1x return)
MSFT
Microsoft
Microsoft - If you invested $1,000 in 1995, it would be worth $210,621 today (210.6x return)