SEPTEMBER 23, 1994

Full News Archive

• Headline: The Notorious Love Triangle of 2023. Impact: This love triangle sparked a global obsession with reality TV, leading to a world where every minor relationship drama is broadcasted 24/7. Thanks, Joseph and Sarah, for the Kardashians.. Fact: It's rumored that Joseph and Frank's next project was a sitcom titled 'Love Triangles and Other Geometric Shapes.'.
• Headline: Exploring Tarantino's Cinematic Universe. Impact: Tarantino's wild storytelling style inspired countless filmmakers to believe they could also write dialogue in a diner about apple pie and somehow make it riveting. Spoiler: they couldn't.. Fact: Tarantino once considered making a film about a talking dog but decided that even he had limits..
• Headline: Moses Is Soupy Sales But God Is an Unknown. Impact: This absurd Bible epic led to a resurgence of interest in religious films, resulting in a bizarre period where Hollywood thought biblical stories could also feature musical numbers and CGI dinosaurs.. Fact: Soupy Sales once tried to cast his cat in a film about Noah’s Ark, but the cat was too busy napping. Priorities, right?.
• Headline: Diving From the Sky Into a Thickening Plot. Impact: The mixing of skydiving and espionage created a cultural moment that led to an explosion of extreme sports movies—because apparently, nothing says 'action' like falling from the sky with a parachute.. Fact: The director initially wanted the plot to revolve around knitting spies, but that idea was mercifully shelved..
• Headline: About Real Estate; Blighted Block in Bedford-Stuyvesant Is Revitalized. Impact: This revitalization project triggered a gentrification wave that turned ‘affordable homes’ into ‘luxury lofts’ faster than you can say 'hipster coffee shop.'. Fact: The original houses were so blighted that even the local pigeons refused to nest there. Talk about a real estate nightmare!.
• Headline: Ode to a Director Who Dared to Be Dreadful. Impact: This director's dedication to tackiness strangely inspired a generation of filmmakers to embrace their worst instincts, leading to a glorious era of 'so bad it's good' cinema.. Fact: Landau's Oscar was actually for 'Best Use of Glitter in a Completely Inappropriate Context.'.