SEPTEMBER 16, 1994

Full News Archive

• Headline: The Disputed Identity of the Exotic Princess. Impact: If the butler had kept his mouth shut, the royal wannabe might have launched a fashion empire that would have altered the course of haute couture forever. Instead, we got a 'Who wore it better?' debate that lasted for decades.. Fact: Did you know that in the world of fake royalty, there's more drama than in a soap opera? If only they had a proper PR team!.
• Headline: Time Travel and Justice in the 90s. Impact: This cop's time-travel jaunt showed us that the '90s were so bad, they had to send someone to fix it. Little did they know, we’d still be rehashing those fashion choices 30 years later.. Fact: Fun fact: The only thing worse than a time-travel cop is a time-traveling cat. They just cause chaos and often end up on TikTok..
• Headline: Judges and Criminals: A Unlikely Connection. Impact: This unlikely duo’s heists opened the floodgates for a series of buddy cop movies where the plot is as thin as the characters' morals. Hollywood thanks them for their service.. Fact: Did you know that 'oil and water' isn't just a phrase? It's also how we describe most of Hollywood's romantic pairings!.
• Headline: An Army Family as Strong as Its Weakest Link. Impact: The implosion of this army family led to a national conversation about family dynamics in military life, resulting in a slew of self-help books that no one actually read.. Fact: Did you know that Tony Richardson’s swan song was so haunting, it inspired a reality TV show? Spoiler: No one won an Oscar..
• Headline: About Real Estate; Project of Costly Homes Is a Sign of a Market's Return. Impact: This overpriced real estate project sparked a frenzy of ridiculous property values that resulted in a generation of millennials living in their parents' basements. Thanks, Stone Gate!. Fact: Fun fact: The only thing more inflated than real estate prices are the egos of those trying to sell them!.
• Headline: An Age of Wisdom, or Is It Foolishness?. Impact: This couple’s quest for wisdom turned out to be a masterclass in how to sound profound while saying absolutely nothing. They inadvertently paved the way for countless influencers to replicate their 'insights.'. Fact: Did you know that wisdom is just a trendy term for not being as foolish as you were yesterday? Welcome to the age of social media!.