JUNE 23, 1994

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• Headline: German Bankers Stand By Lending Practices. Impact: In defending their dubious practices, these bankers paved the way for future generations to believe that financial scandals are just a part of normal banking operations. We now live in a world where 'trust me, I'm a banker' is a running joke.. Fact: Fun fact: If you put all the money lost in scandals this year in a pile, it would be taller than the bankers' egos!.
• Headline: Natural Tableware Revolution at MOMA. Impact: Introducing biodegradable leaf tableware set off a chain reaction of eco-friendly products, leading to the rise of overpriced artisanal goods and hipsters turning their homes into eco-chic jungles. Leaves are now the new black!. Fact: Did you know that in some cultures, eating off leaves is considered a delicacy? Meanwhile, we’re just trying to figure out how to compost without attracting raccoons..
• Headline: How the World Was Built, in 928 Pages. Impact: The immense popularity of 'Architectural Graphics Standards' triggered a design revolution that eventually led to the creation of IKEA furniture. Because who doesn't want to assemble a bookshelf with 300 pieces and a side of existential dread?. Fact: Did you know that in 1932, people were still using slide rules? Talk about a time when 'manual labor' meant flipping through a giant book instead of Googling it!.
• Headline: If Silver Is Out of Reach, Try Secondhand. Impact: The advice to go secondhand led to the rise of thrift stores, which became treasure troves for hipsters and vintage enthusiasts, spawning a culture of 'one man's trash is another man's Instagram post.'. Fact: Did you know that half the fun of shopping secondhand is the thrill of finding something that smells like it came straight from a time capsule? Vintage scent included!.
• Headline: CURRENTS; Opening for Home Of Saarinen Family. Impact: The Saarinen family's architectural endeavors inspired countless future architects to think about family involvement in design, ultimately leading to modern-day DIY disasters showcased on social media. Thanks, Eliel!. Fact: Did you know that many architects have a 'family project' fail rate of about 99%? The other 1% are just covering it up with a fresh coat of paint!.
• Headline: CURRENTS; Special Attention Paid To the Superficial. Impact: As the focus on aesthetics grew, it spawned a whole generation of architects who believe that if something looks good, it must be good, leading to an epidemic of 'Instagrammable' buildings that serve zero practical purpose.. Fact: Did you know that superficiality in architecture is so prevalent today that some buildings are literally designed to be pretty but not functional? Welcome to the age of eye candy!.