JUNE 14, 1994

Full News Archive

• Headline: Wegerle on the World Cup Opener. Impact: If Wegerle had started and scored a hat trick, soccer might have become America's favorite pastime, leading to a reality TV show about soccer moms that would ultimately end with a national obsession over kale smoothies. Thanks, Roy.. Fact: Roy Wegerle's decision to sit on the bench has inspired countless future players to procrastinate, proving that sometimes, not trying is the best strategy..
• Headline: Bird Count Reveals New Threats. Impact: The discovery of more birds in trouble became the catalyst for a nationwide campaign to save the planet, which ironically led to a new line of eco-friendly birdhouses made from recycled hipster coffee cups. Because nothing says 'saving the planet' like overpriced bird homes.. Fact: Otis Waterman’s early morning birdwatching sessions led to him becoming an accidental social media influencer, proving that even nature enthusiasts can become famous for staring at trees..