FEBRUARY 27, 1994

Full News Archive

• Headline: Exploring the Mysteries of Okefenokee Swamp. Impact: The idea that sleep is elusive in swamps could inadvertently inspire a new trend of gator-themed sleep retreats, leading to a bizarre surge in gator-themed sleepwear.. Fact: Did you know that some creatures can sleep with one eye open? It’s called 'being a gator’s snack.'.
• Headline: Terry Anderson Turns to Role as Reformer. Impact: Anderson's transformation from hostage to reformer may have inspired countless others to become accidental activists, leading to a society where everyone feels the need to be a political commentator after a bad coffee.. Fact: The phrase 'It's political' has been used so often that it might as well be the motto of every hostage situation. How comforting!.
• Headline: YOUR TAXES; One Bright Spot In the New Law. Impact: Simplified reporting could lead to a future where tax season is as enjoyable as a spa day, causing people to forget that taxes still exist until someone mentions it at a dinner party.. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more complex than tax laws is trying to explain them to your aunt at Thanksgiving?.
• Headline: YOUR TAXES; After the Deluge. . .or Mud Slide. . .or Earthquake. Impact: The Wolfe couple's earthquake woes could inspire a wave of home improvement shows focused on 'disaster chic,' helping homeowners thrive amidst chaos and cracks.. Fact: Earthquake damage often leads to the most creative home makeover ideas. Who knew a missing stucco could spark a design revolution?.
• Headline: A LA CARTE; Belleville Restaurant Dropping a la Carte Dining. Impact: If a la carte dining goes extinct, we could see a resurgence of buffet-style restaurants, leading to the great food wars of the 21st century.. Fact: Dropping a la carte dining means you’re now forced to commit to a meal without the possibility of second-guessing your choices. Bon appétit!.