JULY 6, 1993

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• Headline: Bonn Appoints New Interior Minister Amid Tensions. Impact: By appointing Kanther, Bonn accidentally set off a chain reaction that led to an increase in reality TV shows about police dramas. If only they knew that the 'Law and Order' franchise would overshadow real justice by glorifying the very tensions they were trying to quell.. Fact: Did you know that in Germany, they have a law that requires a minister to have a decent haircut? It’s true! Unfortunately, Kanther didn’t quite meet the standards of the ‘cool kids’ club..
• Headline: Romanian Foundlings Come to America. Impact: The arrival of these Romanian foundlings sparked a wave of adoption trends that eventually led to a nationwide shortage of adorable baby photos on social media. Influencers everywhere wept into their lattes, unable to find an authentic 'cuddle-baby' shot.. Fact: Fun fact: The term 'foundling' comes from the Latin 'fundus,' meaning 'found,' which is ironic considering that many of these kids would later find their way into the loving arms of families who were just looking for an Instagram filter..