APRIL 2, 1993

Full News Archive

• Headline: Violent Humor in Film Review. Impact: The rise of 'cute violence' in cinema led to a generation of film buffs who think action figures should be cuddly. Now we have a world where children want to hug their superheroes instead of fearing the villains. Thanks, 90s cinema!. Fact: Did you know that 'cute violence' is basically just a fancy term for making murder seem adorable? Just think of all the plush toys we could have missed out on!.
• Headline: DeVito's Struggle: Family in Adversity. Impact: This film about a widower in a rough neighborhood made it seem like bad parenting was an Olympic sport. Fast forward, and we have reality TV stars who think drama is a suitable substitute for parenting skills.. Fact: Fun fact: Danny DeVito is the only person who can make you reconsider your life choices while simultaneously making you laugh—it's a talent!.
• Headline: Exploring Huck Finn and Jim's Journey. Impact: The charming tale of Huck Finn and Jim inspired countless lazy summer days on rafts, eventually leading to river-themed BBQs and a national obsession with floating down rivers instead of doing actual work. You're welcome, America!. Fact: Did you know that 'Huck Finn' was originally banned in some schools for being too 'controversial'? Because nothing says 'controversy' like a boy and a runaway slave sharing a raft!.
• Headline: Lending Policies; Bank Rules Strangling Co-op Sales. Impact: This banking policy created a ripple effect that turned homeowners into reluctant landlords, leading to a generation of people who suddenly think they’re real estate moguls. Spoiler alert: They’re not.. Fact: Did you know that lending policies can strangle sales faster than a bad horror movie plot? Just ask anyone trying to sell a co-op in Queens!.