MARCH 29, 1993

Full News Archive

• Headline: A Deaf Woman vs. A Corrupt Cop. Impact: If only the evil cop had taken a different career path, perhaps the entire genre of cop dramas would have been a little less predictable. Imagine a world where cops were depicted as friendly baristas instead. ‘Café Cop’ might have revolutionized crime-solving over a latte!. Fact: This film likely inspired many to reassess their career choices. If you think being a cop is too dangerous, just wait until you see the plot holes in this movie!.
• Headline: Tim McDonald's NFL Contract Negotiations. Impact: Tim McDonald opting for a lucrative contract may have inadvertently set off a chain reaction of NFL players demanding million-dollar salaries, leading to the rise of overpriced popcorn at games. Because nothing says ‘football’ like a $15 bag of corn!. Fact: In the grand scheme of things, Tim's decision could have been the catalyst for the phrase 'Show me the money!' to become a staple in business meetings across the globe. Thanks, Tim!.
• Headline: Alfredsson's Victory at Dinah Shore. Impact: Helen Alfredsson winning the Dinah Shore could have inadvertently inspired a generation of women to dominate not only golf but also every other sport imaginable. Who knows? Maybe this led to the establishment of the Women’s World Domination League – where winning is just the icing on the cake!. Fact: The Women's Professional Golfers' European Tour was likely about as stable as a three-legged table. Good luck dining on that!.