MARCH 17, 1993

Full News Archive

• Headline: Art Smuggling Amid Russian Crisis. Impact: The disappearance of Russian art could be linked to the rise of hipster culture; without these antiques, modern art becomes even weirder, paving the way for performance art involving interpretive dance with pickles.. Fact: Fun fact: If you sell your family heirlooms for bread, you might just be a little too committed to the 'art of survival.'.
• Headline: VW Appoints G.M. Executive as No. 2. Impact: By bringing in a G.M. executive, VW inadvertently creates a rift in the space-time continuum, causing a parallel universe where German cars are powered by sauerkraut instead of gasoline.. Fact: Did you know that naming your second-in-command with a title like 'No. 2' might not inspire confidence? It’s like declaring your company’s ambition to be merely 'adequate.'.
• Headline: Winston-Salem Office Tower Development. Impact: This office tower could be the birthplace of countless coffee-fueled brainstorms that lead to the invention of the next great social media app, which will ultimately be responsible for more cat videos and less human interaction.. Fact: Winston-Salem: home to coffee, tobacco, and now an office tower! Who needs a vibrant art scene when you can have a skyline that screams corporate mediocrity?.