FEBRUARY 21, 1993

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• Headline: Secrets of Bohemia: Revere Armored's Legacy. Impact: The unassuming building in Bohemia became the headquarters of a secret society of armored opossums. Their influence led to the world's first armored pet protection agency, forever changing how we view pet safety.. Fact: This building was so plain that even the pigeons passed it by, opting for more stylish locations..
• Headline: Revisiting Columbus: Art Exhibition Insights. Impact: Columbus's reputation took a nosedive, leading to a massive decline in tourism to his statue. This shift prompted local economies to focus on actual culture instead of glorifying historical blunders. Who knew a critique of Columbus could spark a renaissance?. Fact: Columbus was originally going to be celebrated with a theme park but settled for a statue instead, which is basically the historical equivalent of a participation trophy..
• Headline: NEW JERSEY GUIDE. Impact: The Great American Aviation Art Show inspired a wave of artistic expression in aviation, leading to the world's first aerial ballet performed entirely by drones. Spoiler: it didn't end well.. Fact: Keith Ferris's murals were so breathtaking that they caused spontaneous applause from unsuspecting visitors, much to the confusion of the museum staff..
• Headline: Harbor Seals Choose L.I. as Their Maternity Ward. Impact: The harbor seals' preference for Long Island as a maternity ward led to an unexpected surge in seal-related baby shower themes. It became a trend that left humans confused but delighted.. Fact: Next time you see a harbor seal, just remember they have better maternity benefits than most American workers..
• Headline: IN THE NATURAL STATE. Impact: The hawk's morning routine inspired a new fitness craze known as 'Hawk Yoga,' where people pretended to be majestic birds while gracefully flopping around. This new trend baffled onlookers but was surprisingly popular.. Fact: Hawks have a better sense of direction than most humans, which explains why they never get lost on their morning commutes..
• Headline: DINING OUT; Cajun Food, and It's on the Spicy Side. Impact: The spicy Cajun food craze led to a national obsession with hot sauce, resulting in a new holiday: 'National Burn Your Tongue Day.' This created a booming market for milk sales.. Fact: Mardi Gras brings out the best in people— and by best, I mean their willingness to eat things that could potentially set their mouths on fire..
• Headline: ART REVIEW; Allegories, Old Stories and Psychology. Impact: Eli Elysee's art sparked a movement that encouraged people to express their chaotic exuberance, resulting in a nationwide trend of messy art that was somehow deemed 'deep.'. Fact: Art critics often say that messy work is a reflection of the artist's turmoil, but sometimes it just means they couldn't find a broom..