FEBRUARY 7, 1993

Full News Archive

• Headline: Video Production as Cottage Industry. Impact: The rise of video production as a cottage industry led to the creation of countless YouTube channels and TikTok influencers. Without this humble basement studio, we might have never witnessed the existence of unboxing videos or people eating bizarre foods for views.. Fact: The term 'cottage industry' originally referred to the production of goods in homes, not a place where you film your cat’s daily antics..
• Headline: Dennis Haysbert Lands Key Role. Impact: Dennis Haysbert landing a significant role not only launched his career but also set off a chain reaction of actors being typecast as the 'serious black guy' in films. Thanks, Hollywood!. Fact: Haysbert's voice is so iconic that many people still confuse him for the narrator of their life..
• Headline: Saving Snakes to Preserve Golf Courses. Impact: By wiring snakes to save a golf course, Robert Zappalorti inadvertently sparked a trend in wildlife conservation that led to the rise of 'eco-golf courses'. Now all golfers can feel good about their sport while pretending they care about the environment.. Fact: Yes, there’s a company that wires snakes for golf courses. No, they won’t wire your ex to leave you alone..
• Headline: The Olympus Dispute's Broad Reach. Impact: The Olympus dispute brought to light the serious issue of corporate misconduct, leading to stricter regulations. Thanks to this drama, we now have even more paperwork to fill out when we want to start a business.. Fact: If you leave a classroom for a moment, it’s likely your life will become a headline too. Just ask anyone with a history degree..
• Headline: A Lifeline to Learning for Disabled People. Impact: The lifeline provided by Lester Norton showed that libraries could adapt to the needs of disabled patrons, paving the way for digital libraries and audiobooks. Without it, we might still be stuck reading dusty old tomes.. Fact: Libraries are not just places for books; they also house a plethora of awkward social interactions..
• Headline: WHAT'S DOING IN; Fort Lauderdale. Impact: Fort Lauderdale’s beachfront promenade has since become a hotspot for tourists, leading to the rise of overpriced beach rentals and the eternal struggle to find parking. Thanks a lot, progress.. Fact: The final brick in the promenade was laid with the hopes of attracting tourists, not realizing they would bring their loud music and questionable fashion choices..
• Headline: Tug-of-War Poses a Threat to Dwindling Bluefin Tuna. Impact: The tug-of-war over bluefin tuna has resulted in heightened awareness about overfishing and conservation efforts. Without it, we might still be blissfully unaware of how deliciously endangered they are.. Fact: Pliny the Elder might have been the first to write about bluefin tuna, but he never had to worry about being served sushi in a hipster restaurant..
• Headline: MUSIC; Jazz Today: Far Beyond a Smoky Room. Impact: Jazz moving beyond nightclubs into college campuses has led to a resurgence in interest among young people, paving the way for a new generation of jazz enthusiasts who ironically prefer vinyl.. Fact: Jazz is the only genre where you can sound smart while pretending you know what the musicians are doing..