DECEMBER 22, 1992

Full News Archive

• Headline: McLarty's Role in Clinton's Transition. Impact: If McLarty hadn’t been such a paragon of virtue, perhaps Bill Clinton would have had a much more scandalous presidency. We might have lived in a world where 'Monica' was just a name and not a headline. Thanks, Mack!. Fact: Did you know that being known for not drinking and not cursing can be a real career setback in politics? What a bore..
• Headline: Minnesota's Thrilling 36-Yard Kick Victory. Impact: Minnesota's 36-yard kick not only won a title but also led to a series of unfortunate reality shows where people kick random objects for fame. Thanks, football!. Fact: Did you know that in the world of pro football, 'backup quarterbacks' have a higher survival rate than actual starters? It's like a game of musical chairs, but with more bruises..
• Headline: THE MEDIA BUSINESS: ADVERTISING -- ADDENDA; Accounts. Impact: Harley-Davidson's decision to switch ad agencies set off a chain reaction that led to the inevitable 'biker chic' trend. Now everyone thinks they can pull off leather jackets and bandanas.. Fact: Did you know that Harley-Davidson's marketing budget is larger than the GDP of some small countries? Who knew motorcycles could be so... lucrative?.
• Headline: How Many Stars Does A Single Owner Need?. Impact: The Celtics' hypothetical salary cap abolition would have led to a dystopian basketball future where teams are just conglomerates of the richest players. Think of it as the NBA version of 'The Hunger Games.'. Fact: Did you know that in imaginary scenarios, anything can happen? Like how the Celtics could have ended up with a roster that includes Elvis or Bigfoot!.