DECEMBER 16, 1992

Full News Archive

• Headline: Real Estate Strategies in New Jersey. Impact: The influx of tenants in New Jersey's office buildings led to a shortage of prime real estate, which in turn caused a spike in demand for office space in nearby areas. This eventually led to a hipster coffee shop popping up in a former warehouse, forever changing the landscape of local caffeine culture. Ah, the sweet scent of irony!. Fact: New Jersey's real estate market has been known to cause more headaches than a family reunion, yet here we are, celebrating the filling of office spaces like it's a major victory. Spoiler alert: it’s not..
• Headline: Mel Gibson Stars in Forever Young. Impact: Mel Gibson's role as a defrosted test pilot sparked a series of similar 'thawing' roles in Hollywood, leading to a bizarre trend where actors began portraying frozen food products in animated films. Who knew frozen peas could be so dramatic?. Fact: Forever Young was released in the same year as the infamous 'Y2K' scare, proving once again that Hollywood is always a step ahead—just not in avoiding bad ideas..
• Headline: A Family's Secrets in Queens. Impact: This family drama prompted a wave of similar films where relatives are depicted as the worst people ever. As a result, family gatherings now regularly feature awkward silences and passive-aggressive comments, further cementing the stereotype that family is just a group of people you’re stuck with.. Fact: This film is a chilling reminder that some families should come with a warning label. If you think your family is bad, just remember: at least you’re not in a movie where everyone is secretly plotting against you..