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HEADLINES ON December 5, 1992
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- Headline: Exploring Mr. Murphy Goes to Washington. Impact: If Mr. Murphy had actually succeeded in changing anything in Washington, we might be living in a universe where politicians keep their promises and traffic jams are just a myth. But alas, reality remains stubbornly unchanged, and here we are.. Fact: Fun fact: The only thing easier than Mr. Murphy's journey to Washington is finding a politician who will admit they were wrong!.
- Headline: Affordable Two-Family Housing Initiative. Impact: The rise of affordable homes could potentially lead to a decrease in the average number of 'For Sale' signs in the neighborhood, which in turn might lead to a global shortage of yard sales and bake sales. It’s a real crisis in the making!. Fact: Did you know that 'affordable housing' is just code for 'no more excuses to avoid your relatives' holiday visits'? You're welcome!.