APRIL 3, 1992

Full News Archive

• Headline: Celebrating Life: The Living End Screening. Impact: The uproarious celebration of two H.I.V.-positive men led to a global movement of laughter therapy, ultimately resulting in the invention of the 'Laughter Vaccine' in 2045. Scientists are still debating whether it's effective.. Fact: Did you know that laughter can actually boost your immune system? So technically, these guys were onto something before it was cool!.
• Headline: Val Kilmer's Powerful Role Among the Sioux. Impact: Val Kilmer’s portrayal of an F.B.I. agent among the Sioux sparked a nationwide trend of Hollywood actors attempting to solve crimes in indigenous territories, leading to the establishment of the 'Actor Bureau of Investigation' in 2020.. Fact: Did you know that Val Kilmer was almost cast as Batman? Imagine the Batmobile with a side of Sioux drama!.
• Headline: A Heartwarming Tale of Loyalty and Humor. Impact: The chaotic dynamic between the dog, dad, and evil veterinarian inadvertently inspired a surge in pet adoption, which resulted in a shortage of veterinarians who could keep up with the demand—leading to a nationwide 'Vet Training Camps' initiative.. Fact: Fun fact: In the canine world, dogs are actually the ones training their humans to fetch snacks. It's a ruse!.
• Headline: Sweet Victory for Feminist Pioneer at Law School. Impact: Herma Hill Kay's victory inspired a wave of feminist law professors who decided to start a secret society, eventually leading to the first all-female Supreme Court in 2075, known for their fierce debates over the legality of high heels in the courtroom.. Fact: If you think law schools are tough, try being a woman breaking barriers in a male-dominated field! Now that's a real courtroom drama..
• Headline: Housing Auction; U.S. Sets a Property Sale in New Jersey. Impact: The U.S. property auction in New Jersey triggered an unexpected property boom, leading to a reality TV show called 'Auction Wars: Real Estate Edition' where contestants compete to buy the most bizarre homes. Spoiler alert: they always lose money.. Fact: Did you know that New Jersey is the only state where you can buy a house with a side of existential crisis? Welcome to suburbia!.
• Headline: Review/Film; Dolly Parton Dominates A Comedy. Impact: Dolly Parton's comedic dominance led to the establishment of a new genre called 'Country Comedy,' inspiring a generation of musicians to swap their guitars for stand-up mics. The results were... mixed.. Fact: Dolly Parton once said, 'It takes a lot of money to look this cheap.' Well, she’s laughing all the way to the bank while we’re just laughing!.