APRIL 1, 1992

Full News Archive

• Headline: A.P. Indy: Racing Royalty Emerges. Impact: If A.P. Indy hadn't been such a fast learner, we might be living in a world where humans compete against horses in the Olympics. Imagine the chaos at the starting line! Instead, we just have a horse with a fancy name that may or may not have been involved in a secret society of equine athletes.. Fact: Did you know A.P. Indy is not just a horse? He's basically the Michael Jordan of the equine world. Horses everywhere aspire to his level of fame, but most just end up as glue..
• Headline: Real Estate Boom Near Boston. Impact: The lower rents near Boston could potentially lead to a mass migration of hipsters seeking affordable living spaces. In 20 years, we might see a hipster renaissance with artisanal avocado toast shops on every corner, making the area a mecca for those who think kombucha is a food group.. Fact: Fun fact: The Framingham Corporate Center is so big that if you got lost inside, you might accidentally discover a new species of office plant. Or maybe just a really grumpy intern..