FEBRUARY 22, 1992

Full News Archive

• Headline: Brothers' Struggle for Joy in Darkness. Impact: As these boys hopped into their fantasy world, they unknowingly inspired a wave of future films where troubled youths escape into alternate realities. Thanks to them, we now have a whole genre dedicated to kids running away from their problems instead of addressing them. You're welcome, Hollywood.. Fact: Fun fact: This film was so bleak that it single-handedly caused a nationwide shortage of popcorn in theaters. People just couldn't bear to snack while watching such despair..
• Headline: Sibling Secrets in London: A Cinematic Exploration. Impact: The scandal of this film sparked a chain reaction that led to an entire subgenre of movies exploring questionable family dynamics. It’s like a modern Shakespearean tragedy, but with more awkward Thanksgiving dinners.. Fact: Surprisingly, this film was almost titled 'Keeping It In the Family: A Love Story.' But they decided to go for a more vague and atmospheric title instead. Genius move..
• Headline: Mellencamp's Nostalgic Return to Indiana. Impact: Mellencamp's reflective journey back to Indiana kickstarted a trend of celebrities trying to reconnect with their roots. Now, every washed-up star thinks their hometown can help them regain their glory. Spoiler: It usually doesn’t.. Fact: Did you know that Mellencamp's return home was so static that even the local cornfields started to complain? They wanted some action, too!.
• Headline: Manhattan Condos; In a Soft Market, a Simple Sales Pitch. Impact: The desperate measures of condo sellers led to the rise of 'luxury' marketing where even a shoebox in Manhattan is sold as a 'cozy urban retreat.' This has paved the way for flashy real estate ads that promise 'living the dream' while you're actually just living in a closet.. Fact: In an ironic twist, the phrase 'simple sales pitch' was coined after seeing how complex it can be to sell overpriced shoeboxes in a soft market..
• Headline: Heir Apparent at Time Warner Is Out Amid Signs of Dissension. Impact: N. J. Nicholas Jr.'s departure sent shockwaves through corporate America, prompting every media company to panic and consider hiring a 'yes-man' as their next heir apparent. The age of mediocrity was born.. Fact: Interestingly, this resignation led to a spike in corporate team-building retreats. Because nothing says 'we're united' like a weekend in a cabin, right?.
• Headline: Review/Film; Take His Mother, Please. Impact: This film about a detective's meddling mother inspired countless other stories where annoying relatives played pivotal roles. Now, every protagonist has a quirky family member to contend with, ensuring that family reunions remain the most dramatic events in their lives.. Fact: This film's title was originally 'Take My Mother, Please!' until the producers realized that sounded like a plea for help, which, ironically, it kind of is..
• Headline: Review/Film; Being Both Monstrous and Charming. Impact: The juxtaposition of charm and monstrosity in this film spawned an entire trend of characters who are both lovable and deeply flawed. Thanks to this, we now have a generation of anti-heroes who are just as likely to steal your heart as they are to steal your car.. Fact: The lead actress was so charming that she reportedly received over 100 marriage proposals after this film. Ironically, none of them were from people who had seen her monstrous side..