NOVEMBER 8, 1991

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• Headline: Controversy Surrounds California Schools Chief. Impact: When Bill Honig became a target, it sparked a nationwide trend of public officials having armed guards. This led to the invention of the 'Politician's Personal Bodyguard' reality show, which went on to win 17 Emmys for sheer absurdity.. Fact: Did you know that popular targets are often just misunderstood? Next time you see a bullseye, remember it could be a lonely fellow needing a hug..
• Headline: How to Succeed in Hipness Review. Impact: This film’s message of climbing the corporate ladder led to a viral trend of people trying to succeed at hipness, resulting in the rise of influencers who now sell overpriced avocado toast as their primary currency.. Fact: Did you know that in the corporate world, being 'hip' often translates to wearing the right pair of sneakers? Forget skills; it's all about the kicks!.
• Headline: When Owners Default on Maintenance; Co-op Board Will Auction Apartments. Impact: The auction of apartments due to maintenance defaults inadvertently sparked a housing crisis that led to the creation of competitive reality shows where contestants try to fix up abandoned buildings for cash prizes.. Fact: Did you know that the only thing worse than defaulting on maintenance is watching a reality star try to fix a leaky faucet? Spoiler: it usually ends badly..