AUGUST 16, 1991

Full News Archive

• Headline: Germany Hikes Interest Rates Amid Inflation Concerns. Impact: Germany raising interest rates sent shockwaves through the financial markets, causing other nations to follow suit like a bunch of overachieving students trying to copy the 'smart' kid's homework. This led to a global financial tightening that would make even the most seasoned economist shed a tear, eventually paving the way for the 2008 financial crisis. So, thanks Germany, for the rollercoaster ride!. Fact: Did you know that raising interest rates is like putting a speed bump on the highway of economic growth? Everyone just slows down and wonders why they didn't take a different route..
• Headline: Blind Date Gone Hilariously Wrong. Impact: This film's disastrous reception became a cautionary tale for studios everywhere, leading to a new genre of 'how not to make a comedy.' The blind date scenario was so poorly executed that it inspired an entire generation to avoid dating altogether, leading to more cats being adopted than ever before.. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more awkward than a blind date is watching a movie about one that's also a farce? It's like watching a train wreck, but with more cringeworthy dialogue..
• Headline: Brothers' Eight Decades on Welsh Farm. Impact: The tale of twin brothers spending 80 years together on a farm inspired countless reality shows, proving that if you put two people together long enough, they might just become a hit. This eventually led to the rise of 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians,' which is basically the same premise but with a lot more drama and fewer cows.. Fact: Did you know that spending 80 years together can either be a beautiful testament to brotherly love or an incredible endurance test? Spoiler alert: it often ends in more arguments than heartfelt moments..