JULY 27, 1991

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• Headline: The Comedy of a Reformed Liar. Impact: The film featuring a reformed liar and con man inadvertently inspired a generation of politicians who decided honesty was overrated. This led to a long line of leaders who think 'alternative facts' is a valid career path.. Fact: Did you know that many motivational speakers today are just reformed con artists? Talk about turning your life around!.
• Headline: Backyard Fun: Kiddie Pools Explored. Impact: The rise of kiddie pools directly resulted in the invention of the inflatable flamingo. This not only revolutionized backyard aesthetics but also gave rise to a new trend of adulting where people pretend to be relaxing while sipping overpriced cocktails.. Fact: Fun fact: The kiddie pool is the original influencer in the world of social media, long before Instagram existed!.
• Headline: Italian Racing Bikes: Jewels With Wheels. Impact: Italian racing bikes became so desirable that they inadvertently started a global shortage of bicycle bells, leading to an underground market where hipsters trade vintage bells for organic kale.. Fact: Did you know that while Tour de France racers are pedaling furiously, the average couch potato burns calories just by watching them? Now that’s multitasking!.
• Headline: Chrysler Posts Loss In Quarter. Impact: Chrysler's loss was the catalyst for a nationwide obsession with 'American-made' products, ironically leading to more consumers buying foreign cars because they were better—thanks, Chrysler!. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more inflated than Chrysler's losses was their optimism about the future? Spoiler alert: they were wrong..