JUNE 14, 1991

Full News Archive

• Headline: Reimagining Robin Hood: A Film Review. Impact: This film inspired a generation of overly polite thieves who believed they could rob from the rich while politely asking for their consent first. As a result, we now have a world where even pickpockets leave thank-you notes.. Fact: Did you know that Robin Hood was originally a notorious outlaw? Now he's just a charming guy with a bow and arrow who might help you with your taxes if you ask nicely..
• Headline: Executive Resignation at L. A. Gear. Impact: The resignation of Sandy Saemann launched a chain reaction leading to the decline of '90s shoe fashion, resulting in the rise of Crocs and the subsequent confusion of generations regarding what constitutes acceptable footwear.. Fact: Did you know that L. A. Gear used to be the coolest brand in the '90s? Now, it’s like that one friend you had who peaked in high school and still wears their letterman jacket..
• Headline: Price Cuts at Tribeca Condo Tower. Impact: The desperate price cuts at Tribeca Tower not only changed the real estate landscape but also sparked a nationwide trend of cutting prices on overpriced avocado toast—leading to the eventual decline of brunch culture in America.. Fact: Did you know that cutting prices in real estate is like putting a discount sticker on a luxury yacht? It still doesn’t mean you can afford it!.
• Headline: Review/Film; Montana Outcasts via Richard Ford. Impact: This film about Montana's outcasts inadvertently inspired a new wave of hipster artists who now roam the streets in search of authenticity—and artisanal coffee—while lamenting their existential crises.. Fact: Did you know that 'overwrought' is just a fancy way of saying, 'I’m trying really hard to impress you with my deep thoughts about nothing'?.