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HEADLINES ON December 16, 1990
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- Headline: Ethics of End-of-Life Care Debates. Impact: In a parallel universe, Eve Sokol's concerns led to the invention of a 'Cure-All' machine that accidentally turned the elderly into eternal teenagers, resulting in the world's first youth-driven economy. Spoiler alert: it did not end well.. Fact: The ethical debate on keeping the elderly alive has been going on longer than many have been alive. Talk about irony!.
- Headline: Groundbreaking Prostate Cancer Drug Trials. Impact: The investigation of these prostate-cancer drugs led to the unintentional creation of a new superhero: The Prostate Avenger, who fights for men's health in tights and a cape made of medical pamphlets.. Fact: Prostate cancer is so common that if it were a celebrity, it would definitely have a star on Hollywood Boulevard..
- Headline: Toxic-Waste Cleanup Initiated in Hicksville. Impact: As the toxic-site cleanups progressed, an underground society of mutated raccoons emerged, demanding equal rights and environmental justice, leading to a new era of political activism... led by raccoons.. Fact: Raccoons are often underrated in the environmental movement. They’ve been cleaning up our trash for years!.
- Headline: IN THE NATURAL STATE. Impact: The earnest man at the doorway turned out to be a time traveler, accidentally causing a rift that made all future doorways lead to different timelines—now everyone carries a map for entering their own homes.. Fact: Meeting someone in a doorway is a classic setup for awkward conversations. Just imagine if it was a time traveler—talk about a twist!.
- Headline: Dedication Turns a Gaggle of Boys Into a Celebrated Ensemble. Impact: The choir's celebrated tour sparked a global movement where boys' choirs began competing in extreme sports, blending harmonies with flips and tricks, which has since been outlawed due to safety concerns.. Fact: Turning a gaggle of boys into a celebrated ensemble is like trying to herd cats—almost impossible without a good snack!.
- Headline: A Museum's Sea Monsters Complemented by Fossils. Impact: The sea monsters exhibit inspired a documentary called 'Monsters of the Deep: The Real Story,' leading to mass panic when people realized the oceans were actually filled with ancient marine reptiles.. Fact: Nothing says 'fun day out' like learning about sea monsters—just don't ask them for autographs!.
- Headline: Environmental Winners Are Named. Impact: Nancy J. Wilson's recycling efforts accidentally inspired a new generation of eco-warriors who took things a bit too far, leading to an underground movement of recycling everything—including bad ideas.. Fact: Recycling can turn trash into treasure, but it’s also a great way to turn bad decisions into even worse ones!.
- Headline: State Fiscal Plan Threatens Hospitals. Impact: The austerity measures caused a widespread panic among hospitals, leading to the creation of a secret underground hospital system run by clowns and magicians to keep the patient count up.. Fact: When hospitals face financial trouble, it’s not just the patients who get anxious—those hospital gowns are also feeling the pressure!.
Wall Street Time Machine
MSFT
Microsoft
Microsoft - If you invested $1,000 in 1990, it would be worth $1,285,532 today (1285.5x return)
AAPL
Apple
Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 1990, it would be worth $1,043,076 today (1043.1x return)