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HEADLINES ON August 9, 1990
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- Headline: Architects Challenge Traditional Mail Practices. Impact: If architects hadn't decided that junk mail deserved better boxes, we might have never seen the rise of extravagant package designs. Today, package unboxing has become an Olympic sport, and who can say no to a gold medal in cardboard artistry?. Fact: The only thing more useless than junk mail is the number of people who actually read it. Spoiler alert: it's zero..
- Headline: CIT Group Appoints New President. Impact: Marsiello's appointment to CIT's financing unit could be the spark that ignited the textile and furniture empires of the future. Imagine a world where upholstery is considered a major economic indicator—thank you, Lawrence A. Marsiello!. Fact: The only thing more exciting than financing operations is watching paint dry. But hey, at least Marsiello gets to do it with a fancy title!.
- Headline: Revitalizing Antique Furniture Techniques. Impact: By refreshing old wood with new stains, we may have inadvertently set off a chain reaction of DIY enthusiasts thinking they could revive their own homes, leading to a national crisis in home improvement shows. Thanks, new stain!. Fact: Old wood has more stories than your grandpa after a few drinks. And just like him, sometimes it needs a little 'freshening up' to keep things interesting..
Wall Street Time Machine
MSFT
Microsoft
Microsoft - If you invested $1,000 in 1990, it would be worth $1,285,532 today (1285.5x return)
AAPL
Apple
Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 1990, it would be worth $1,043,076 today (1043.1x return)