JULY 26, 1990

Full News Archive

• Headline: Gift Etiquette in Modern Theatre. Impact: If only they had known that refusing gifts would lead to a global decline in hospitality, resulting in a future where potlucks are replaced by awkward silent dinners. Thank you, John Guare, for setting the tone for the next several decades of passive-aggressive dinner parties.. Fact: In the world of gift-giving, a pot of jam is basically the adult version of a participation trophy. Congratulations, you've shown up!.
• Headline: Architect of Hollywood's Glamour. Impact: Paul Revere Williams' architectural genius not only shaped Hollywood's elite homes but also inspired an entire generation to believe they could live like stars. Fast forward to today, and we have reality TV stars with houses big enough to host their own conventions. Thanks, Paul, for the 'keeping up with the Kardashians' lifestyle!. Fact: Fun fact: Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz lived in a house designed by Williams, proving that even famous couples had relationship struggles—like figuring out the best spot for their 'I Love Lucy' memorabilia..
• Headline: Antique Locks: Functionality in History. Impact: This story about an old lock could serve as a pivotal moment in the anti-aging movement. One day, we will all be fighting to keep our antique locks functioning just as well as our aging bodies. Who knew the key to longevity was a well-oiled lock?. Fact: Did you know that many antique locks are older than some of the people who own them? Talk about a lock with commitment issues!.