MARCH 30, 1990

Full News Archive

• Headline: Dana Carvey's Big-Screen Debut. Impact: Dana Carvey's big-screen debut sparked a series of events leading to the rise of awkward comedies and a generation of impressionists who would never fully grasp the meaning of 'less is more.' Who knew that one film would inspire countless awkward dinner parties and karaoke nights?. Fact: Did you know that Dana Carvey's 'Church Lady' character was actually a prototype for social media influencers? Just imagine her with a selfie stick..
• Headline: Rapid Sales at Trump Palace Condos. Impact: The rapid sellout of Trump Palace not only contributed to the inflated real estate market but also inadvertently sparked the trend of people buying overpriced shoeboxes in the sky, leading to the phrase 'location, location, location' being replaced with 'gentrification, gentrification, gentrification.'. Fact: Fun fact: If you stacked all of Trump Palace's apartments on top of each other, you could reach the level of irony in the real estate market..
• Headline: Rockwell International's New Military Electronics Division. Impact: The appointment of John A. McLucky as president of a new military electronics organization may have inadvertently led to the rise of high-tech gadgets that people didn't know they needed—like smart fridges that can judge your snack choices. Thanks, Rockwell!. Fact: Did you know that 'McLucky' is actually a rare breed of corporate executive? They typically thrive in environments filled with buzzwords and strategic synergy..