FEBRUARY 11, 1990

Full News Archive

• Headline: Exploring the Reign of Hatshepsut. Impact: Had Hatshepsut not donned that beard and those fabulous robes, the fashion industry might have taken a very different turn. Imagine a world where men wore beards but women didn't; it would have been chaos! Also, the feminist movement might have started a few millennia earlier, leading to a very different balance of power today.. Fact: Did you know that Hatshepsut is often depicted with a false beard in statues? Talk about commitment to the role! Who needs gender norms when you have a crown?.
• Headline: Antony Tudor's 'Lilac Garden' Unveiled. Impact: If 'Jardin aux Lilas' had never graced the stage, the world might never have known the psychological ballet genre. Picture a world where dancers just leaped around without any emotional depth—how boring!. Fact: Fun fact: Antony Tudor had a knack for making ballet dramatic. Who needs dialogue when you can just twirl and pout?.
• Headline: Inspiration Strikes This Valentine's Day. Impact: Owen Fennessy's 'inspiration' for Valentine's Day could lead to an avalanche of overly sweet, cliché gifts or, conversely, a renaissance of genuine romantic gestures. Let's just hope he didn't inspire a generation of mediocre poetry.. Fact: Did you know that the tradition of giving gifts on Valentine’s Day has roots in ancient Rome? So really, we’ve been awkwardly expressing love for centuries!.
• Headline: THE GUIDE. Impact: Music at Hillwood probably influenced countless events and gatherings in the area, turning it into a cultural hotspot. If only they knew it would lead to extravagant picnics and questionable karaoke nights!. Fact: Fun fact: Music can increase productivity, so if you’re ever feeling lazy, just crank up the tunes! Or, you know, just scroll through your phone..
• Headline: Health Care: Costs Shifting To Workers. Impact: Shifting healthcare costs to workers could lead to a ripple effect of financial stress, prompting workers to consider 'GoFundMe' for their next doctor visit. Maybe a side hustle will become a requirement for good health!. Fact: Did you know that health care costs have been rising faster than the average worker's salary for decades? So much for the American Dream being affordable!.
• Headline: Shed a Tear for Stella, Still Noble but Senseless. Impact: Stella's plight might have sparked a wave of sympathy for factory-town girls, leading to future movements advocating for social inclusion. Who knows, it could have inspired a new genre of 'factory romance' novels!. Fact: Did you know that the term 'noble but senseless' could describe a large portion of plot lines in classic literature? If only the characters had smartphones!.
• Headline: A New Role for a Theater From the 20's. Impact: The Lincoln Theater's closure might have been the catalyst for a movement to preserve historic theaters, sparking a renaissance of retro cinema across the country. No one wants to see a 1920s theater turned into a parking lot!. Fact: Did you know that many historic theaters are haunted? So, if you ever hear weird noises during a film, it might just be a ghost from the ’20s wanting to watch the show!.
• Headline: NEW JERSEY GUIDE. Impact: Chapin Concert could very well have been the birthplace of future musical legends. Who knows, someone in the audience might have been inspired to pick up the violin and accidentally started the next big music movement!. Fact: Did you know that concerts have been used for centuries to bring people together? Or just to get away from awkward family dinners—your pick!.