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HEADLINES ON February 8, 1990
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- Headline: Land-Use Plans Ignite Conflict in Vermont. Impact: This seemingly mundane land-use law sparked a turf war that escalated into the Great Maple Syrup Wars of 2045. Who knew that a zoning dispute could lead to a full-blown syrup shortage, resulting in the rise of black market maple syrup dealings? The world was never the same after people started hoarding pancakes!. Fact: Did you know that the term 'land-use plan' is actually just a fancy way of saying 'let's argue about where we can put our garden gnomes'?.
- Headline: Maintaining Waxed Pine's Allure. Impact: The obsession with waxed pine furniture led to a bizarre trend in the 2030s where people started waxing everything from their cars to their pets, creating a slippery situation that resulted in a series of unfortunate accidents. It’s still debated whether the 'Great Slip' of 2038 was a result of waxing or a nationwide dance craze.. Fact: Fun fact: In 1982, people actually believed that waxing your pine furniture would improve your social status. Spoiler alert: it didn’t..
Wall Street Time Machine
MSFT
Microsoft
Microsoft - If you invested $1,000 in 1990, it would be worth $1,285,532 today (1285.5x return)
AAPL
Apple
Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 1990, it would be worth $1,043,076 today (1043.1x return)