OCTOBER 13, 1989

Full News Archive

• Headline: Huppert's Haunting Role in 'Story of Women'. Impact: Isabelle Huppert's chilling portrayal as an abortionist led to a sudden rise in interest in the complexities of women's rights, causing a time loop where every future film involving complex female characters must also include a deeply unsettling scene about reproductive choices. Thanks, Chabrol!. Fact: Did you know that this film almost didn't get made because studios were too scared to touch such a 'controversial' subject? Guess they didn't realize that being ahead of your time can be a double-edged sword..
• Headline: Exploring 'Look Who's Talking' Comedy Classic. Impact: The success of 'Look Who's Talking' blossomed into a franchise that inspired countless movies about talking babies, ultimately leading to reality shows where adults act like babies. Who knew a simple comedy could lead to the downfall of adult maturity?. Fact: Fun fact: The baby voice in the movie was actually based on a real baby that was just a tad more articulate than your average toddler. No wonder it got the gig!.
• Headline: Exploring 'The Fabulous Baker Boys'. Impact: The moody romance of 'The Fabulous Baker Boys' inadvertently sparked a national obsession with lounge music and candlelit dinners, resulting in a surge of poorly organized karaoke nights across America. Thanks for that, Pfeiffer!. Fact: Did you know that Michelle Pfeiffer's character was originally supposed to be a dog trainer? But they figured out that would be less appealing than a sultry lounge singer. Guess they were right!.
• Headline: Review/Film; 'Crimes and Misdemeanors,' New From Woody Allen. Impact: Woody Allen's dark comedy about a doctor hiring a hitman to deal with his mistress inadvertently paved the way for a slew of morally ambiguous characters in cinema. Fast forward to today, and we have a world where anti-heroes are the new black.. Fact: This film won a bunch of awards, proving that even when you're tackling serious subjects like murder and infidelity, as long as you throw in some laughs, it's all good. Thanks for the moral guidance, Woody!.
• Headline: Louisiana Begins to Slip Its Legal Ties to France. Impact: Louisiana's decision to distance itself from the Napoleonic Code created a domino effect that eventually led to the legal system being so convoluted, even lawyers needed lawyers to navigate it. Bravo, Louisiana, for keeping things interesting!. Fact: Did you know that Louisiana is the only state with laws based on the Napoleonic Code? That's right, it's the only place where anyone can be tried for eating a beignet while walking backwards. Just kidding... or am I?.
• Headline: About Real Estate; More Development on Palisades Site. Impact: The prolonged redevelopment of the Palisades site has kept nostalgia alive, leading to a bizarre time loop where every old amusement park has to be revived, resulting in a chain of overpriced, underwhelming thrill rides that will keep the spirit of disappointment alive for generations.. Fact: Did you know that the Palisades Amusement Park was once home to the world's largest saltwater pool? Too bad they couldn't just fill it up and call it a day instead of dragging this redevelopment saga into the 21st century!.