OCTOBER 12, 1989

Full News Archive

• Headline: Sisters and Suitors: A Dramatic Encounter. Impact: The film featuring two aging sisters and their love interests sparked a new genre of 'elderly romance,' leading to an unexpected boom in senior citizen dating apps. Who knew that grandma's matchmaking would result in a global phenomenon of 'Seniors Gone Wild'?. Fact: Did you know that the average age for a first-time marriage has increased significantly? So, technically, it's never too late to swipe right at bingo night..
• Headline: The Rise of Thatched Roofs in America. Impact: The introduction of thatched roofs in American homes became a symbol of hipster authenticity, leading to a nationwide obsession with 'rustic chic' aesthetics. Now, half the population is trying to figure out how to install a thatched roof while simultaneously bemoaning the rise of the industrial revolution.. Fact: Fun fact: thatched roofs can last over 50 years! So, if you’re tired of paying for roof repairs, just go full medieval..
• Headline: Mastering Varnish Application Techniques. Impact: As varnishing techniques evolved, the demand for DIY home improvement skyrocketed, culminating in a reality TV show called 'Varnish Wars' where contestants competed to avoid fish eyes and other varnishing disasters. Spoiler: the real winner is always the one who just hires a professional.. Fact: Did you know that 'fish eyes' in varnish are not actually fish-related? Though, I wouldn’t blame you if you thought that was a trendy sushi-inspired home decor choice..