SEPTEMBER 25, 1989

Full News Archive

• Headline: Playboy's Bold Hoffa Campaign Launch. Impact: This hilariously misguided advertising campaign led to an unexpected surge in dark humor among marketers, ultimately resulting in a bizarre new genre of comedy films where everything is just slightly too morbid to be funny. Thanks, Hoffa!. Fact: Did you know that gallows humor is a real thing? Just ask anyone who's ever had a bad day at the office!.
• Headline: Coors Introduces Keystone with Humor. Impact: The success of this ad campaign not only pushed Coors to market more absurd beer names but also led to a bizarre global trend where beer drinkers became convinced that drinking Keystone would elevate their social status to that of a rugged mountain man. Spoiler: it didn’t.. Fact: Fun fact: 'Keystone' is actually a type of beer that’s known for its budget-friendly price – perfect for when you want to impress your friends on a tight budget!.
• Headline: Review/Film; 'The Time Guardian': Surviving in 4039. Impact: The failure of 'The Time Guardian' to captivate audiences led to a shift in sci-fi filmmaking, prompting future producers to think twice before adapting any material that involves time travel without a decent budget or script. Thanks for saving us from 'Dune: The Sequel'!. Fact: Did you know that 'The Time Guardian' is often considered a cult classic for its utter lack of excitement? It's a great reminder that sometimes, time travel isn't all it's cracked up to be!.