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HEADLINES ON May 31, 1989
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- Headline: Accelerating Learning for Struggling Students. Impact: By introducing an accelerated curriculum for slow learners, the education system inadvertently created a generation of overachieving tortoises. Fast forward a few decades, and these once 'slow' learners become the innovators behind AI, leaving their former teachers wondering why they didn't just speed things up sooner. Who knew a little pressure could lead to the next Einstein?. Fact: Did you know that the term 'slow learner' might just be a euphemism for 'future genius in disguise'? Yeah, no pressure, kids..
- Headline: David Evans Named CEO of United Artists. Impact: When David Evans took the helm at United Artists, it was like handing the keys to a Ferrari to a kid who's only driven a tricycle. His decisions may have led to some questionable films, which later inspired a whole genre of 'so bad it's good' movies, keeping bad movie nights alive and well. Thanks, David!. Fact: Fun fact: United Artists is known for films like 'Rocky' and 'James Bond' – so if you ever wondered why there are so many terrible sequels, now you know who to blame!.
Wall Street Time Machine
AAPL
Apple
Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 1989, it would be worth $971,793 today (971.8x return)
MSFT
Microsoft
Microsoft - If you invested $1,000 in 1989, it would be worth $2,127,569 today (2127.6x return)