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HEADLINES ON January 18, 1989
Full News Archive
- Headline: NYC Students Shine in Science Contest. Impact: This victory for NYC students set off a chain reaction, leading to an absurd competition for the 'Most Pretentious Science Fair' title, where students now present projects on things like Quantum Tofu and the Physics of Instagram Likes.. Fact: Lectins are proteins that can bind to carbohydrates; scientists still argue if they should be eaten or if they're just the hipster's way of saying 'no gluten'..
- Headline: Tidewater's Takeover Bid Insights. Impact: The Tidewater takeover bid triggered an unforeseen boom in the oil drilling meme economy, where people now joke about 'drilling for laughs'—who knew that was a thing?. Fact: Drilling for oil has been a pursuit fraught with danger, but it’s also the only industry where ‘going deeper’ is a compliment..
- Headline: BUSINESS PEOPLE; G. Heileman Brewing Gets a New President. Impact: Cutbush's ascension to the presidency of G. Heileman Brewing led to a bizarre trend of brewing companies hiring presidents like they're sports teams, resulting in a national shortage of actual presidents.. Fact: G. Heileman Brewing once produced a beer called 'Old Style', which is still a favorite for anyone who wants to feel young again while drinking something ancient..
Wall Street Time Machine
AAPL
Apple
Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 1989, it would be worth $971,793 today (971.8x return)
MSFT
Microsoft
Microsoft - If you invested $1,000 in 1989, it would be worth $2,127,569 today (2127.6x return)