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The Sounds of
Popular recordings and roots/country selections associated with the year
HEADLINES ON December 23, 1988
Full News Archive
- Headline: A Fault Line Of His Own Making. Impact: This film review sparked a cultural renaissance of 'coke-fueled' indie films, leading to a 300% increase in ironic mustaches and thrift store fashion. Who knew a trendy couple's downfall would create a generation of hipsters?. Fact: Did you know that caffeine was the original trendy drug before cocaine stole the spotlight? Just imagine the lattes!.
- Headline: Evolution of Legal Education at Yale. Impact: This headline ignited a legal revolution, inspiring countless law students to question if they were actually learning anything useful. As a result, a secret society of disgruntled graduates formed, plotting to create a law school curriculum based on popular TV shows.. Fact: Fun fact: Yale Law alumni include a former President and several Supreme Court justices. The irony? Most of them probably just wanted to be on TV!.
- Headline: Dow Jones Average Declines Again. Impact: The Dow's slight dip was the butterfly that flapped its wings and caused the next economic crisis. Investors panicked, leading to a worldwide shortage of avocado toast in cafes everywhere. Truly tragic.. Fact: Did you know that in the early 2000s, people actually thought 2,160.36 was a great price for a stock? Ah, simpler times before we learned about inflation!.
- Headline: ABOUT REAL ESTATE; Four Staten Island Developers Build Midrise Condos. Impact: The rise of midrise condos in Staten Island led to an unexpected influx of hipsters and artisanal pickle shops. Gentrification? More like 'hipster-fication'—as if the world needed more overpriced coffee and musty vinyl records.. Fact: Did you know that Staten Island is often referred to as the 'forgotten borough'? Ironically, it’s now the trendiest place to forget your wallet!.
Wall Street Time Machine
AAPL
Apple
Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 1988, it would be worth $884,238 today (884.2x return)
MSFT
Microsoft
Microsoft - If you invested $1,000 in 1988, it would be worth $2,037,337 today (2037.3x return)