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HEADLINES ON September 22, 1988
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- Headline: Maintaining Furniture Hinges Effectively. Impact: Little did anyone know that the neglect of a hinge would lead to a global epidemic of squeaky doors, ultimately causing the invention of noise-canceling headphones in the 21st century.. Fact: Did you know that the best way to avoid a noisy hinge is to actually maintain it? Shocking, I know!.
- Headline: Reviving the Historic Rose Garden. Impact: The grand replanting of these roses sparked a worldwide obsession with gardening, leading to the rise of Instagram influencers who only post pictures of their plants, creating a new Era of Green Foliage Fame.. Fact: Fun fact: 2,700 roses can’t actually solve your problems, but they sure can make your Instagram feed look a lot prettier!.
- Headline: Innovative Cork Remover Revolutionizes Wine Opening. Impact: The introduction of this cork remover resulted in a sudden spike in wine consumption, leading to an unprecedented increase in grape stomping competitions worldwide.. Fact: Did you know that you don't actually need a fancy cork remover to open a bottle of wine? A shoe will do, but good luck with the cleanup!.
- Headline: CURRENTS; Where Architects Speak Of What They Build. Impact: This idea of architects not talking led to a silent revolution in the construction industry, where buildings started speaking for themselves—quite literally, in the form of talking buildings in future sci-fi movies.. Fact: Architects are known for their great designs. However, if you ask them about their work, get ready for an hour-long lecture about the merits of concrete over wood..
- Headline: CURRENTS; Remodernization Restores an Old Building's Harmony. Impact: The trend of 'remodernization' led to a nationwide identity crisis for buildings, resulting in a generation of structures struggling to choose between their historic charm and modern convenience.. Fact: Old buildings often feel like they have a personality crisis. One moment they’re vintage, the next they’re trying to fit in with the hipster coffee shops..
Wall Street Time Machine
AAPL
Apple
Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 1988, it would be worth $884,238 today (884.2x return)
MSFT
Microsoft
Microsoft - If you invested $1,000 in 1988, it would be worth $2,037,337 today (2037.3x return)