JULY 19, 1988

Full News Archive

• Headline: Major Penalty for Underage Gambling Case. Impact: This girl's gambling spree led to a slew of new laws about underage gambling, which in turn inspired an entire generation of rebellious teens to play poker in basements instead of casinos—because nothing says 'rebellion' like a game of Go Fish.. Fact: Did you know that before this incident, casinos were just collecting pocket money from kids? Now they have a whole new demographic of 'underage high rollers' to deal with..
• Headline: Isle Royale Wolves' Mysterious Decline. Impact: The mysterious decline of wolves on Isle Royale sparked a worldwide fascination with wildlife conservation, leading to a trend where people adopt 'vulnerable' pets, like pugs, because, you know, they need saving too!. Fact: Did you know that wolves are basically the rock stars of the animal kingdom? They get all the attention while the poor pugs just sit there, looking cute and waiting for their moment to shine!.
• Headline: Transcript of the Keynote Address by Ann Richards, the Texas Treasurer. Impact: Ann Richards' keynote address ignited a political movement that led to the rise of more women in leadership roles—because who wouldn't want a leader who can deliver a speech with both humor and grace, unlike most of their male counterparts?. Fact: Did you know that politicians often use 'keynote' to describe their speeches, even though it’s just a fancy way of saying, 'I’m about to bore you for the next hour'?.