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HEADLINES ON May 30, 1988
Full News Archive
- Headline: Scherer Corporation Buyout Consideration. Impact: Had Peter taken the buyout, little did he know that his decision would inadvertently lead to a massive increase in the popularity of divorce lawyers specializing in corporate buyouts. Thanks, Peter, for sparking a whole new industry!. Fact: Did you know that when spouses become business partners, it’s basically a corporate version of 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?' except the lifelines are just your friends rolling their eyes..
- Headline: Fitness Insights: Sports Energy Drinks. Impact: The rise of sports energy drinks can be traced back to this article, leading to a future where people think drinking neon-colored sugar water is a valid substitute for actual nutrition. Thanks to this, we now have athletes running marathons powered by caffeine and regret.. Fact: Fun fact: for every energy drink sold, a plant dies somewhere due to the sheer volume of sugar required. Just kidding! But seriously, water is still free..
Wall Street Time Machine
AAPL
Apple
Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 1988, it would be worth $884,238 today (884.2x return)
MSFT
Microsoft
Microsoft - If you invested $1,000 in 1988, it would be worth $2,037,337 today (2037.3x return)