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HEADLINES ON May 16, 1988
Full News Archive
- Headline: Enrollment Rising In Catholic Schools. Impact: This increase in non-Catholic enrollment eventually leads to a new curriculum that includes 'How to Sneak Snacks into Church' and 'Confession for Dummies,' creating a generation of masters in spiritual negotiation.. Fact: Did you know that Catholic schools are just like regular schools, but with a side of guilt? Now that’s an educational twist!.
- Headline: Aging and Suicide: Officials Troubled By High Incidence. Impact: This tragic event leads to the establishment of mental health awareness programs that finally get the attention they deserve. It becomes a pivotal moment in prioritizing mental health, leading to more resources and discussions around this crucial issue.. Fact: Did you know that mental health resources have historically been underfunded? It’s almost like society thought ignoring it would make it go away – spoiler alert: it didn’t..
- Headline: Low Salinity Devastates Mecox Oysters. Impact: The oyster crisis prompts a bizarre trend of artisanal oysters going extinct, leading to hipster restaurants serving 'oyster-flavored air' as a delicacy. Soon, the phrase 'save the oysters' becomes the new 'save the whales.'. Fact: Did you know oysters can change their gender? Talk about being flexible! Too bad they can't change their salinity levels as easily..
Wall Street Time Machine
AAPL
Apple
Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 1988, it would be worth $884,238 today (884.2x return)
MSFT
Microsoft
Microsoft - If you invested $1,000 in 1988, it would be worth $2,037,337 today (2037.3x return)