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The Sounds of
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HEADLINES ON April 5, 1988
Full News Archive
- Headline: Oklahoma vs. Kansas Showdown. Impact: Had Oklahoma won the game decisively, it could have sparked a trend of overzealous parents enrolling their kids in football camps, leading to an alarming spike in future NFL quarterbacks who think they can throw a perfect spiral after just one season. Thanks, Oklahoma!. Fact: Did you know that football is one of the few sports where the goal is to get hit? It's like the gladiators of the modern era, except with more face paint and fewer lions..
- Headline: Unlocking Golf's Hidden Secrets. Impact: If the pros had actually revealed all their secrets, golf would have exploded in popularity, causing a worldwide shortage of plaid pants and leading to a fashion crisis. Imagine a world where everyone is forced to wear Hawaiian shirts on the green instead!. Fact: Golf is the only sport where you can yell 'fore!' and still be polite. In other sports, if you yell anything, you might just get kicked out of the game—or worse, the stadium..
Wall Street Time Machine
AAPL
Apple
Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 1988, it would be worth $884,238 today (884.2x return)
MSFT
Microsoft
Microsoft - If you invested $1,000 in 1988, it would be worth $2,037,337 today (2037.3x return)