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The Sounds of
Popular recordings and roots/country selections associated with the year
HEADLINES ON March 2, 1988
Full News Archive
- Headline: The Evolution of Lobbying Careers. Impact: When James H. Webb Jr. resigned, it set off a chain reaction that would lead to the creation of a lobbying industry so vast that it eventually caused Congress to consider making it a professional sport. Who knew that persuading politicians could be so competitive?. Fact: Did you know that lobbying is basically just legal bribery? It's like a game of Monopoly, but with more money and less chance of going to jail... until you get caught..
- Headline: BUSINESS PEOPLE; Roper Chief to Add Title In Whirlpool Purchase. Impact: This merger meant that the Roper Chief could now decide the fate of both kitchen appliances and washing machines, leading to a bizarre future where dinner parties were ruined by people arguing over whether the oven or the washer is more essential.. Fact: Did you know that in business, titles are like stickers on a child’s report card? The more you have, the more impressive you look, even if you still can’t figure out how to use the copier..
Wall Street Time Machine
AAPL
Apple
Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 1988, it would be worth $884,238 today (884.2x return)
MSFT
Microsoft
Microsoft - If you invested $1,000 in 1988, it would be worth $2,037,337 today (2037.3x return)