SEPTEMBER 20, 1987

Full News Archive

• Headline: Mercy College Establishes Ethics Institute. Impact: The establishment of the Mercy College Institute for the Study of Ethics led to a domino effect where ethics courses became mandatory. Eventually, this caused a significant increase in philosophical debates at dinner parties, leading to the downfall of small talk.. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more confusing than ethics in college is trying to explain to your parents what 'ethics' actually entails? Good luck with that!.
• Headline: Explore the Violet Dancer Damselfly. Impact: The Violet Dancer Damselfly, being so graceful, inspired a generation of awkward teenagers to start dance clubs in their basements. Who knew insects could be the catalyst for the next ‘Dance Revolution’?. Fact: Fun fact: The Violet Dancer is known for its acrobatic moves. If only we could all be as coordinated on the dance floor!.
• Headline: Ridgewood Antiques Show Celebrates 41 Years. Impact: As the Ridgewood Antiques Show flourished, it sparked a nationwide trend of hoarding junk with 'character', leading to a reality TV show that glorified the clutter of your grandparents' attics. Thanks, Ridgewood!. Fact: You know you're in trouble when your antique is older than your high school teacher. But hey, at least it’s a conversation starter!.
• Headline: 2D EVACUATION TEST POSSIBLE AT SHOREHAM. Impact: The evacuation test at Shoreham became a yearly tradition, leading to the creation of 'survival kits' that included everything from bottled water to a rubber chicken. Because, you know, you need a good laugh in a crisis.. Fact: Did you know that the only thing scarier than a nuclear power plant evacuation is the thought of all that expired canned food you’d find in your survival kit?.
• Headline: Huntington Seeks End To Lease. Impact: Huntington's lease cancellation with the shellfishing company opened the door for a 'Bay Bottom Renaissance,' where locals discovered the joys of foraging while simultaneously ruining the local clam population.. Fact: Who knew that shellfishing contracts could lead to such drama? It's like a soap opera, but with more seaweed!.
• Headline: IN YONKERS, YOUNG DEMOCRATIC CHALLENGERS. Impact: The rise of young Democratic challengers in Yonkers sparked a movement where every underdog in America thought they could run for office, ultimately leading to your neighbor’s cat becoming the mayor of a small town.. Fact: In politics, if at first you don’t succeed, just start a youth movement! It worked for those Young Democrats... eventually..
• Headline: BOLSTERING YOUTH, BODY AND SOUL. Impact: Joyce L. Vedral's multifaceted career inspired a wave of 'jack-of-all-trades' individuals who believed they could also juggle careers, leading to a spike in mid-life crises and motivational poster sales.. Fact: Did you know that juggling careers is like juggling knives? It looks impressive until someone gets hurt!.
• Headline: Fish Are Jumpin' and the Anglers Are High. Impact: The fishing craze in New Jersey led to an unexpected boom in the 'Fishy Fashion' industry, where anglers started wearing outfits that made them look more like a catch than a fisherman. Talk about dressing for success!. Fact: Fun fact: Fishing has become so popular that it’s rumored some anglers have more gear than friends. Priorities, right?.
• Headline: PROJECT FIGHTS ABUSE OF AGED. Impact: Mr. S.'s case of elder abuse brought awareness to the often-overlooked issue, leading to new laws and a wave of community support that ironically got more attention than the latest celebrity scandal.. Fact: Elder abuse is a serious issue. Remember, just because they have gray hair doesn’t mean they can't kick your butt in a debate!.
• Headline: DINING OUT; AMERICAN FARE IN PEEKSKILL. Impact: The opening of Susan's Restaurant & Bad Bill's Bar led to a culinary revolution in Peekskill, where suddenly everyone thought they were a food critic and Yelp reviews became the new poetry.. Fact: Ever notice that dining out is just an elaborate way for adults to play pretend? 'Oh, look at me, I’m a gourmet!' Just don’t ask them to cook!.