MARCH 9, 1987

Full News Archive

• Headline: Spring Awakens: Gardening and Flower Shows. Impact: The excitement around spring flowers led to a global obsession with gardening and plant parenting. This, in turn, sparked a market for overpriced succulents and the birth of Instagram influencers who only post pictures of their fern collections.. Fact: Did you know that gardening is the only hobby where you can pay to dig in the dirt and still call it a productive day? Who needs therapy when you have a trowel?.
• Headline: Exploring French Cuisine in Lower Putnam. Impact: The enduring popularity of classic French cuisine ensured that restaurants would keep serving dishes that no one really knows how to pronounce. This culinary time loop has left generations wondering if 'escargots' is really just a fancy name for 'slow snails'.. Fact: Did you know that dining on French fare is a great way to feel cultured while still eating snails? Bon appétit, or as they say in France, 'Good luck explaining that one to your friends!'.
• Headline: WINE; CHOOSING ROBUST BARGAINS. Impact: The robust wine trend sent shockwaves through the beverage industry, leading to a generation of wine enthusiasts who would rather sip on a $5 bottle than admit they're still drinking wine from a box.. Fact: Did you know that choosing a robust wine is like choosing a life partner? You want something that pairs well with your cheesy moments and doesn’t leave a bad aftertaste!.
• Headline: NEW FOCUS OF FEMINISTS: THE FAMILY. Impact: Feminists focusing on family issues reshaped societal norms, leading to the eventual rise of parenting blogs and Pinterest boards full of 'perfect' family moments. Spoiler alert: nobody's home life is that organized.. Fact: Did you know that the term 'family' has evolved so much it could win an Oscar for 'Best Supporting Role' in the drama of modern life? Who knew chaos could be so heartwarming?.
• Headline: SHOREHAM DEBATE SPREADS TO NEW FRONTS. Impact: The Shoreham debate became a blueprint for environmental activism, proving that if you make enough noise about something, you might just get a few more people to care about the planet—at least until the next cat video goes viral.. Fact: Did you know that environmental debates often resemble a game of chess? Lots of strategy, a few pawns sacrificed, and at the end of the day, everyone just wants to be on the winning side of the argument!.
• Headline: MCCRACKEN TO SING IN CENTENNIAL 'OTELLO'. Impact: The celebration of 'Otello' marked a resurgence in classical opera, inspiring countless amateur performers to belt out arias in their showers, believing they were the next great tenor—much to the dismay of their housemates.. Fact: Did you know that singing opera in the shower is scientifically proven to improve your confidence? Just remember, the acoustics are great, but the neighbors might start questioning your sanity!.
• Headline: L.I. OFFICIALS SEEK CHANGES IN LANDFILL LAW. Impact: The push for changes in landfill laws inspired a wave of environmental awareness, leading to the rise of eco-friendly products and the inevitable guilt trip about single-use plastics. Thanks for that, Long Island!. Fact: Did you know that trying to change landfill laws is like trying to convince your cat to take a bath? Lots of resistance, a little clawing, and ultimately, you’re probably going to need a bigger plan!.