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HEADLINES ON February 15, 1987
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- Headline: Long Island Cleanup Aid Doubts. Impact: The uncertainty over the cleanup allotment turned into a bureaucratic black hole, leading to a generation of kids who grew up believing 'Environmental Quality' was just a fancy term for 'good luck with that.'. Fact: Did you know that Long Island's environmental issues are so complex that even Mother Nature rolls her eyes when asked for help?.
- Headline: BUILDING SIZE CUT, BUT PLAN IS DEBATED. Impact: The debate over the office building size sparked a nationwide movement against oversized buildings, leading to the 'Tiny Office Movement,' where workers now have the pleasure of sharing a cubicle with a plant.. Fact: Did you know that when it comes to office buildings, less really is more? Just ask the goldfish that now has a bigger office than some CEOs..
- Headline: NATURE WATCH; PITCH PINE. Impact: The fascination with Pitch Pine trees led to a bizarre trend where people started decorating their homes with pine cones, believing it would connect them more with nature, but they just ended up with a serious insect problem.. Fact: Did you know that Pitch Pine trees can live for more than 200 years? That's 200 years of witnessing humanity's questionable decor choices!.
- Headline: WINDMILLS INSPIRE RESTORATION DRIVE IN NORTH CASTLE. Impact: The windmill restoration drive inspired a cultural renaissance where hipsters began to romanticize the mundane, leading to the rise of artisanal air and gluten-free sunlight.. Fact: Fun fact: Windmills were once a major source of energy, until we decided that sitting in traffic was a more enjoyable way to waste time..
- Headline: LONG ISLAND SOUND; RETURN WITH US NOW TO COLDS OF YESTERYEAR. Impact: The nostalgic longing for 'colds of yesteryear' led to a strange new trend where people started reminiscing about the good old days of actual winter colds, resulting in a bizarre nostalgia for sneezing.. Fact: Fun fact: The common cold has been around longer than most political parties, yet no one has ever run on a platform to eradicate it. Priorities!.
Wall Street Time Machine
AAPL
Apple
Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 1987, it would be worth $1,945,817 today (1945.8x return)
MSFT
Microsoft
Microsoft - If you invested $1,000 in 1987, it would be worth $4,778,667 today (4778.7x return)
INTC
Intel
Intel - If you invested $1,000 in 1987, it would be worth $146,978 today (147.0x return)