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HEADLINES ON February 2, 1986
Full News Archive
- Headline: Discover the Lapland Longspur. Impact: The Lapland Longspur's charming appearance and song inspired poets for centuries, leading to an avalanche of bad bird-themed poetry flooding libraries worldwide.. Fact: Did you know that these birds are often confused with their cousins, who are just regular sparrows trying to live their best lives?.
- Headline: EAST END WORKS TRAVEL WELL. Impact: The success of this art exhibition led to a worldwide trend of artists thinking they could just throw together a group show and call it 'the next big thing.' Spoiler: it wasn’t.. Fact: Did you know that 'East End' is also a popular term for a neighborhood in London? Clearly, everyone is trying to get in on the art scene!.
- Headline: WHAT'S NEW IN EXECUTIVE SECURITY. Impact: The rise in executive security led to the creation of the world's first 'Corporate Ninja' training programs, which ironically left executives even more out of touch with reality.. Fact: Did you know that the most dangerous thing an executive faces is usually just a bad PowerPoint presentation?.
- Headline: COMPUTERIZED BIKE AIDS THE PARALYZED. Impact: This innovation inspired a revolution in assistive technology, leading to future sci-fi movies featuring super-powered wheelchairs. Who knew we’d need a superhero on wheels?. Fact: Did you know that in the future, all bikes might be computerized? Hope you don’t mind the bike trying to take control and lead you to the nearest coffee shop!.
- Headline: DAY CARE: CAPACITY AND COST CITED AS FACTORS IN 'CRISIS'. Impact: This crisis led to a wave of parents inventing elaborate drop-off and pick-up strategies, ultimately resulting in the creation of the world's most complicated family calendars.. Fact: Did you know that day care costs can sometimes rival college tuition? Who knew little Timmy's play-dough skills were so pricey?.
- Headline: TURNPIKE OFFICIALS CONFIDENT ON EXPANSION. Impact: This expansion plan resulted in traffic jams that would become legendary, leading to the invention of the phrase 'I'll be there in five minutes... if traffic cooperates.'. Fact: Did you know that the New Jersey Turnpike is known for being one of the busiest highways? Clearly, everyone loves a good traffic jam!.
Wall Street Time Machine
MCD
McDonald's
McDonald's - If you invested $1,000 in 1986, it would be worth $154,145 today (154.1x return)
AAPL
Apple
Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 1986, it would be worth $3,574,639 today (3574.6x return)
MSFT
Microsoft
Microsoft - If you invested $1,000 in 1986, it would be worth $8,149,367 today (8149.4x return)