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HEADLINES ON April 11, 1985
Full News Archive
- Headline: Exploring 'Sylvia' by Michael Firth. Impact: If only Sylvia Ashton-Warner had created a reality show instead of writing! Fast forward to today, and we might have a series called 'Maori Kids & Their Unconventional Teachers,' complete with dramatic plot twists and Instagram influencers. Who knew education could be so marketable?. Fact: Sylvia Ashton-Warner was known for her innovative teaching methods, which included using the children's own words for literacy. Imagine if TikTok had existed back then—'Teaching Tips with Sylvia' would have gone viral!.
- Headline: Cherrywood Finishes Shine with Shellac. Impact: The success of cherry wood's popularity could have caused a global shortage, leading to the rise of black market furniture. Picture this: secret cherry wood auctions held in dimly lit back rooms. 'I'll trade you my cherry dining table for... two of your finest oak chairs!'. Fact: Cherry wood is often considered a 'luxury' wood, but let's be real—who decided that? Was it the same folks who declared kale a superfood? Next thing you know, they'll be selling 'cherry-flavored' air fresheners for $50..
- Headline: TERRA COTTA ON DISPLAY. Impact: Had terra cotta arches become the next big thing, we could have seen a resurgence of ancient architectural styles in modern skyscrapers. Imagine if every office building had a terra cotta façade—'Welcome to the 21st century, where your cubicle feels like a Roman villa!'. Fact: Terra cotta has been used since ancient times, but apparently, we still haven't figured out how to pronounce it correctly. Is it 'terra cotta' or 'terracotta'? Either way, it’s definitely not 'that orange stuff.'.
Wall Street Time Machine
JNJ
Johnson & Johnson
Johnson & Johnson - If you invested $1,000 in 1985, it would be worth $246,803 today (246.8x return)
MCD
McDonald's
McDonald's - If you invested $1,000 in 1985, it would be worth $242,284 today (242.3x return)
AAPL
Apple
Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 1985, it would be worth $2,853,286 today (2853.3x return)