Inventions & Breakthroughs of March 1985
Gadgets, lab surprises, odd bets, and future-shocks from this slice of the calendar.
1 
Windows Operating System
2 
CD-ROM Drive
3 
Genetic Engineering Tool (PCR)
4 
Mobile Laptop Computer
5 
Digital Cellular Network
6 
Automated Manufacturing Cells
7 
Home Video Camcorder
8 
Medical Laser Lithotripsy
9 
Computer Animation Software
10 
Electronic Music Sampling Keyboard
The Sounds of
Popular recordings and roots/country selections associated with the year
HEADLINES ON March 29, 1985
Full News Archive
- Headline: Neil Simon's 'Slugger's Wife' Film Insights. Impact: If Neil Simon had struck a home run instead of a strikeout, the world might have been flooded with baseball-themed rom-coms. Instead, we were left with the endless series of unfunny sports movies that still haunt us today.. Fact: Neil Simon's comedies are so beloved that some people consider them a national treasure, while others think they should come with a warning label for excessive eye-rolling..
- Headline: Crossover Dreams: Salsa and Comedy Unite. Impact: The rise and fall of salsa singer dreams could have single-handedly influenced the future of reality TV. Had they succeeded, we may have been spared an entire generation of talentless pop stars.. Fact: Salsa music is like the spicy cousin of pop—everyone loves it at family gatherings, but no one wants to admit it in public..
- Headline: Screening of 'King David' Themed Epic. Impact: Had 'King David' gained more traction, we could be living in a world where biblical epics were the norm, leading to an explosion of questionable religious movies. Thank goodness for artistic mediocrity!. Fact: King David was not just a biblical figure; he was also a musician! So, in a way, he was the original rock star—complete with drama, betrayal, and more than a few questionable life choices..
Wall Street Time Machine
The Right Call: If you'd invested $1,000 in any one of these companies in 1985, here's what the stored 2025 dataset estimates.
Rank #1
JNJ
Johnson & Johnson
Price in 1985
$0.84
2025 dataset value
$246,803
Johnson & Johnson - If you invested $1,000 in 1985, it would be worth $246,803 today (246.8x return)
Rank #2
MCD
McDonald's
Price in 1985
$1.32
2025 dataset value
$242,284
McDonald's - If you invested $1,000 in 1985, it would be worth $242,284 today (242.3x return)
Rank #3
AAPL
Apple
Price in 1985
$0.10
2025 dataset value
$2,853,286
Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 1985, it would be worth $2,853,286 today (2853.3x return)
🦸 Top 5 Comics
Crisis on Infinite Earths #1
$50
The Dark Knight Returns #1
$50
Secret Wars #8
$150
Albedo Anthropomorphics #2
$300
Love and Rockets #1
$250
🧸 Top 5 Toys
Teddy Ruxpin
$300.00
Care Bears Plush
$250.00
M.A.S.K. (Mobile Armored Strike Kommand)
$250.00
My Buddy Doll
$700.00
Super Powers Collection
$300.00
🎮 Top 5 Video Games
Super Mario Bros.
$1,000.00
Duck Hunt
$275.00
Excitebike
$50.00
Choplifter
$80.00
Gauntlet
$50.00
⚾ Top 5 Trading Cards
1985 Nike Promo Michael Jordan Rookie Card
$18,000
1985 Topps Mark McGwire USA Baseball Rookie Card #401
$2,000
1985 Garbage Pail Kids Adam Bomb #8a
$189.95
1985 Donruss Shawon Dunston Rated Rookie #43
$150
1985 Star Michael Jordan Rookie Card #101
$480,000