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HEADLINES ON October 18, 1984
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- Headline: Decorating Smaller Spaces with Style. Impact: In an alternate timeline, the rise of small decorating projects led to the creation of a secret society of DIY enthusiasts who overthrew professional decorators. By 2050, homes are adorned with a mix of duct tape and glitter, sparking a new art movement called 'Post-Modern Chaos'.. Fact: Did you know that the average person spends 90% of their life indoors? So why not make your prison cell, I mean home, as aesthetically pleasing as possible?.
- Headline: Bamboo Furniture Repair Techniques. Impact: The widespread knowledge of bamboo furniture repairs caused a global bamboo renaissance. By 2040, bamboo became the primary building material, leading to an unexpected shortage of traditional lumber and a mass exodus of carpenters to bamboo farming.. Fact: Bamboo can grow up to 35 inches in a single day. That's faster than your average relationship can deteriorate!.
- Headline: DioGuardi's Controversial Welfare Remarks. Impact: This comment sparked a nationwide debate that led to the creation of the 'Welfare Reform Time Travel Agency', where politicians could visit alternate realities to see how their policies played out. Spoiler alert: they never come back.. Fact: Did you know that political speeches are often more fiction than fact? It's like watching a soap opera, but with less drama and more spreadsheets!.
Wall Street Time Machine
WMT
Walmart
Walmart - If you invested $1,000 in 1984, it would be worth $490,961 today (491.0x return)
JNJ
Johnson & Johnson
Johnson & Johnson - If you invested $1,000 in 1984, it would be worth $222,603 today (222.6x return)
MCD
McDonald's
McDonald's - If you invested $1,000 in 1984, it would be worth $271,190 today (271.2x return)