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HEADLINES ON August 28, 1984
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- Headline: New Newsprint Machine Boosts Production. Impact: This surge in newsprint sales led to an explosion of newspapers, leading to the rise of conspiracy theories and cat memes in the late 20th century. Who knew that a simple paper product could pave the way for the internet's finest contributions to society?. Fact: Did you know that if newsprint sales had flopped, we might have been spared from the endless barrage of terrible hot takes and unsolicited opinions that flood our lives today? Thanks, trees!.
- Headline: Worker Buyouts: A Path to Stability. Impact: The shift towards employee buyouts sparked a chain reaction that led to the rise of 'corporate socialism' - a fancy term for when workers try to save their jobs by becoming their own bosses, only to realize they’re still dealing with the same awful office coffee.. Fact: Fun fact: Employee buyouts often result in workers becoming more invested in the company—mostly because they can't afford to lose their jobs and the last shred of dignity they have left!.
Wall Street Time Machine
WMT
Walmart
Walmart - If you invested $1,000 in 1984, it would be worth $490,961 today (491.0x return)
JNJ
Johnson & Johnson
Johnson & Johnson - If you invested $1,000 in 1984, it would be worth $222,603 today (222.6x return)
MCD
McDonald's
McDonald's - If you invested $1,000 in 1984, it would be worth $271,190 today (271.2x return)