JUNE 29, 1984

Full News Archive

• Headline: Senator Cohen on Machias Seal Incident. Impact: If only Senator Cohen had used more than just a poor imitation of Thatcher's resolve, the U.S. might have been able to prevent the creation of reality TV. Imagine a world where 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' never existed—oh, the possibilities!. Fact: Fun fact: The State Department has dabbled in more international incidents than a teenager in a bad relationship..
• Headline: Burt Reynolds in Cannonball Run II Screening. Impact: Burt Reynolds' 'Cannonball Run II' was such a flop that it inspired a generation of filmmakers to rethink their definitions of 'art.’ It also led to the invention of the phrase 'scraping the barrel'—which is now used liberally in Hollywood.. Fact: Did you know that Burt Reynolds once had a pet raccoon? Makes you wonder if 'Cannonball Run II' was inspired by the raccoon's antics..
• Headline: Henley Royal Regatta Course Records Shattered. Impact: The Henley Royal Regatta's course records being broken twice in a single day caused a ripple effect that led to the rise of competitive rowing as a prime spectator sport. Who knew people would rather watch boats than, say, paint drying?. Fact: Did you know that rowing is one of the few sports where you can be both an athlete and a spectator at the same time? Just try not to get too excited..
• Headline: FILM:SCHWARZENEGGER IN NEW 'CONAN'. Impact: Schwarzenegger's new 'Conan' film paved the way for future action heroes, ensuring that future generations would continue to enjoy the art of elaborate grunting while saving the world from over-the-top villains. Thanks, Arnold!. Fact: Did you know that Arnold Schwarzenegger's workout routine inspired more bodybuilders than actual gym instructors? He literally became a living action figure..
• Headline: CUBANS ARE SAID TO HAVE REFUSED 'REHABILITATION'. Impact: The refusal of rehabilitation by the Cubans created a backlash that rippled through the political landscape, leading to a renewed focus on human rights. It’s almost like the universe said, 'Let’s make a big deal out of this!'. Fact: Fun fact: Political prisoners in Cuba have been known to form secret societies that revolve around chess and other mind games. Talk about making the best of a bad situation!.
• Headline: THE SCREEN:'ANOTHER COUNTRY'. Impact: The ambiguous drama of 'Another Country' served as a precursor to every high school movie ever made, ensuring that generations of teens would learn that repression is just another form of character development.. Fact: Did you know that 'Another Country' is often cited by educators as a shining example of how to make kids feel even worse about themselves? They're still trying..
• Headline: LEGISLATURE, PUSHING FOR A RECESS, WEIGHS HELP FOR AN INDUSTRY AND A CITY; THE COUNTY REJECTS BID TO AID YONKERS WITH A $4.85 MILLION. Impact: The County's rejection of a $4.85 million grant for Yonkers is the kind of thing that set off a chain reaction of budget cuts and local government drama that would eventually inspire a reality show called 'The Real Housewives of County Executives.'. Fact: Did you know that budget meetings are the new 'it' event for people who enjoy watching paint dry? Bring your own snacks!.