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HEADLINES ON May 31, 1984
Full News Archive
- Headline: Women and Freedom: A Complex Journey. Impact: If Vassilis Vitsaxis had never made that comment, we might have ended up in a world where every woman celebrating her freedom had to wear a literal cage. Freedom celebrated in bondage? Now that's a twist worthy of a dystopian novel!. Fact: Vassilis Vitsaxis once tried to convince a room of diplomats that freedom is just another word for 'more responsibilities.' Spoiler alert: He didn’t get invited back..
- Headline: Reviving Antique Furniture Locks. Impact: The decline of furniture locks led to a renaissance in DIY home security, resulting in the rise of an entire generation of people who think a shoelace can replace a key. Thanks to this, locksmiths now have a thriving business teaching classes on 'How to Not Lose Your Keys.'. Fact: Furniture locks were once considered so secure that they were used to hide the family jewels. Now, they just hide the remote control from your couch cushions..
- Headline: Innovative Ladder Designs for Homeowners. Impact: The introduction of versatile ladders sparked a global movement known as 'Overly Ambitious DIY Projects,' leading to injuries, viral videos, and a spike in calls to emergency services. This has forever changed the way the world views ladder safety.. Fact: The only thing more versatile than a ladder is the number of ways people can misjudge its height and end up in a hilarious situation. Thank you, gravity!.
Wall Street Time Machine
WMT
Walmart
Walmart - If you invested $1,000 in 1984, it would be worth $490,961 today (491.0x return)
JNJ
Johnson & Johnson
Johnson & Johnson - If you invested $1,000 in 1984, it would be worth $222,603 today (222.6x return)
MCD
McDonald's
McDonald's - If you invested $1,000 in 1984, it would be worth $271,190 today (271.2x return)